all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the day after is always just damage control
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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