I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I need to calm my uterus...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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