You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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