When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Blood and glitter go together right?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Randomize
