we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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