Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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