Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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