Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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