My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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