Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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You. Win. At. Life.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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