Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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