dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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