Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize
