I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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