I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
how drunk are you?
Several
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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