ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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