He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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