At least make sure they are 18
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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