If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Rumble strips road head = magical
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
