i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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