I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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