i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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