perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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