David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
NoShamevember. You game?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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