How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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