Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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