she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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