He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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