Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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