Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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