I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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