Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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