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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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