and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
third nipple confirmed
3 2 1 whiskey
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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