sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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