it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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