i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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