Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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