take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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