He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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