I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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