OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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