After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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