Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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