i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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