i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize