Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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