i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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