I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
this boner is exhausting
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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