So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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