I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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