Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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