I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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