it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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