problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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