well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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